im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
