Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm at about main and main street
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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