Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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