My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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