sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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