Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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