I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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