Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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