i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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