Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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