its not stalking. its research.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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