just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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