At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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