I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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