HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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