hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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