let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
