Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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