We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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