Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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