I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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