i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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