weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
did you just send me my own nude
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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