How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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