i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
