Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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