No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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