And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
God, I missed his penis.
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