I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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