Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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