Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
