ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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