Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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