ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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