no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this will be a night to untag.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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