fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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