On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
