very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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