so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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