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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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