Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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