Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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