There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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