so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I think people are normalizing furries
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