the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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