I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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