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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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