just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
pray to the hookup gods
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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