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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We smell like vodka and hangover
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