This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club đ
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and âwhat the hell is wrong with youâ
Unless my dick prospects improve this yearâs Halloween costume will include panties with âDTFâ written on them and a push up bra
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