I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You are a genius and a whore.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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