Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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